Inspirational One liners

• Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
• Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
  
• You either have to be first, best, or different.
• Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
  
• There are no hopeless situations -- only people who are hopeless about them.
  
• you are never a loser until u QUIT trying
• Make your life a mission, not an intermission.
• Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can' t catch him going.
• Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
  
• If you win, you need not have to explain. If you lose you should not be there to explain.
• A wise man speaks when he has something to say, and a fool speaks when he has to say something.
• Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
• Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
• There are no hopeless situations -- only people who are hopeless about them.
• Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
• There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.
• If You Want Something You never had,Do Something You Have Never Done
• Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
• Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
• First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.
• The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.
• Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
• There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
• Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
• Don't worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!
• I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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