Sunday, July 29, 2007

Funny one liners for U

Questions of the day ....
  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
  • Who copywrited the copywrite symbol?
  • Why are the numbers in calculator and the mobile are reversed?
  • Can you get cornered in a round room?
  • life is gud ... death is pleasant ... its the transition thts troublesome?
  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
  • Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • Traffic signals in India are just rough guidelines?
  • Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
  • Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?
  • Raises and promotions are given to people who generate trust and demonstrate competence to handle more complexity?
  • I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
  • The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds?
  • A duck's quack doesn't echo, anyone knows why?
  • The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado?
  • What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
  • The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe?
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
  • Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
  • Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
  • Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
  • Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
  • What is another word for "thesaurus"?
  • Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
  • Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • Do prison buses have emergency exits?
  • Can animals commit suicide?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • If a man does his best, what else is there?
  • There are no facts, only interpretations?
  • Maybe this world is another planet's Hell?
  • Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
  • We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
  • The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
  • Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
Change One liners :

  • Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
  • It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
  • If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?
  • To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
  • I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
  • Things do not change, we change.
  • All is flux; nothing stays still.
  • Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
  • Change is good. You go first.
Life One liners :

  • Life is what happens to you While you're busy making other plans.
  • Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
  • Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
  • Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
  • Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
  • Life is just one damned thing after another.
  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  • Life is like riding a bike. It is impossible to maintain your balance while standing still.
  • Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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  1. Pretty gud quotes for my kinda guys.... in our local language....KEKA

  2. IIf a Problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a Problem cannot be solved, what is use of worrying?


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