Funny one liners for U

Questions of the day ....

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
• Who copywrited the copywrite symbol?
• Why are the numbers in calculator and the mobile are reversed?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• life is gud ... death is pleasant ... its the transition thts troublesome?
• Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
• Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
• Traffic signals in India are just rough guidelines?
• Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
• Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?
• Raises and promotions are given to people who generate trust and demonstrate competence to handle more complexity?
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds?
• A duck's quack doesn't echo, anyone knows why?
• The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado?
• What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
• The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe?
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
• How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
• Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
• Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
• Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
• What is another word for "thesaurus"?
• Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
• Do you yawn in your sleep?
• Do prison buses have emergency exits?
• Can animals commit suicide?
  
• At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
• If a man does his best, what else is there?
• There are no facts, only interpretations?
• Maybe this world is another planet's Hell?
• Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
• We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
• The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
• Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
  

Change One liners :

• Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
• It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
• If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?
• To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
• I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
  
• Things do not change, we change.
• All is flux; nothing stays still.
• Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
• Change is good. You go first.

Life One liners :

• Life is what happens to you While you're busy making other plans.
• Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
• Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
• Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
• Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
• Life is just one damned thing after another.
  
• The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
• Life is like riding a bike. It is impossible to maintain your balance while standing still.
  
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
  

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