Sunday, March 8, 2009

Alcohol One liners

  • Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
  • I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
  • Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
  • I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  • I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
  • There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
  • Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
  • Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.

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  1. even i have a few to share. saw these on my fds fb wall..

    Some glasses help you see better......... especially the ones with drinks ;)

    Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention.
    One Double And You Start Feeling Single Again.........


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