My Ideas and Ideals (V 1.0): alcoholoneliners

Saturday, May 16, 2009

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.

My Ideas and Ideals (V 1.0)