Saturday, November 6, 2010

Money oneliners

Money One liners :
  • Money can't buy happiness but somehow it feels better to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • Money talks.
    I'll not deny.
    I heard it once,
    It said good-bye.
  • Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
  • My Server stopped.I am having an out of MONEY Error !!!!
  • Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  • Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
  • Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
  • Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn NO money.
  • Its easier to create money than to spend it, In the event of crisis ignore this message.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Samsung Corby 3 in 1 wallpapers (S3650)

These are the images I collected from the net and I re sized them to the corby wallpapers for s3650 model. 
Please don't consider these pictures are taken by me. Thanks for the people who shared their pictures on the net.

























Regards
Ravikiran

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

తెలుగు సినిమా డైలాగు !!!


ఎవరో ఓ కవి వర్యుడు చెప్పినట్టు 
"కుట్టిన కొద్ది చిరిగే లాగు ? 
తెలుగు సినిమా డైలాగు !!! "

కాని మనకు ఎన్నో సినిమా డైలాగ్స్ మర్చిపోలేని ముద్ర వేసాయి. వాటిలో కొన్ని నాకు నచ్చిన డైలాగులు ..... మీ కోసం. 

 రావు గోపాల రావు విలనిజానికి కొత్త అర్ధం చెప్పిన విలన్. 
ముత్యాల ముగ్గు 
- చరిత్ర చెరిపేస్తే చెరిగిపోదు, చిమ్పేస్తే చిరిగిపోదు. 
- సెగట్రీ, ఆకాశం లో మర్డర్ జరిగినట్టు లేదూ, సూర్యుడు చూడు ఎర్రగా ఎలా ఉన్నడో? 
- మడిసి అన్నాక కుసింత కలాపోసన ఉండాల
- సినేమా కతలు చెప్పద్దు, డిక్కీలో తోన్గో పెట్టేస్తాను. 

బ్రహ్మానందం పేరు వింటేనే తెలుగు సినీ ప్రేక్షకులు ముఖములలో నవ్వులు.

- ఖాన్ తొ గేమ్స్ ఆడద్దు , సాల్తిలు లేచిపోతై !!!

- వాంట్ టు టాక్ టు నెల్లూరు పెద్దారెడ్డి రైట్ నౌ !!!
- నీళ్ళు అంటే పారిస్ వాళ్ళకి కూడా భయమే .... అందుకే వంతెన కట్టేరు. 
- జాక్సన్ మైక్హెల్ జాక్సన్ !!!
- పెన్ అనుకున్నవా గన్ను !!! 


ఎస్విఆర్ - నటనకి మరో రూపం అది విలన్ కాని క్యారెక్టర్ రోల్ కాని ... ఎస్వీఆర్ నెం. 1
- సాహసం సేయరా డింభకా, రాకుమారి దక్కుతుంది !!!
- గెడ్డం తీసివేసినానే బుల్ బుల్ !!! చెంత చేరవే బుల్ బుల్ !!!
- అదే అదే (మానరిజం ఇన్ మిస్సమ్మ )


మరి కొన్ని ........ ..
సినిమాలు  చూడటం లేదేంటి ?

నేను చెట్టును నమ్ముతాను కాయని నమ్మను, చెట్టు మంచిది ఐతే కాయ ఆటోమాటిక్ గా మంచిది అవుతుంది.
ఉల్లి పాయలు కోసిన వాడికి కన్నీళ్ళు ఊరి నుంచి వచ్చిన వాడికి కన్నీళ్లు తప్పదు.
మీరు ఓటు వేసిన వాడు మంత్రి, కాదు అన్నవాడు కంత్రి !!!
కాస్కో నా వాస్కోడిగామా మరో స్వతంత్ర పోరాటం.
ఎందుకు ఇష్టమో చెప్పలేను కాని ...ఎంత ఇష్టమో చెప్పగలను. 

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నవ్వుల వాక్యాలు ...మీ కోసం  


మీరు మందు మానేద్దాం అనుకుంటున్నారా ?

Monday, August 9, 2010

Journey Of Comedy in Tollywood


Telugu Film Industry which is now known as Tollywood. I don't know from when it became Tollywood, but the comedy of this industry must be much older than this name. I don't know when the first comedy movie got released, still I am sure it is started from the time of Dumb movies. I believe the first Indian movie was "Raja Harishchandra(1913)" must have some comedy scenes for sure.In early 1940's we started having Talkie movies. Though I am very young to talk about the comedy from beginning of Cinema industry in India, Whatever movies I have seen I feel there is tremendous changes happened in each and every section of the cinema like Direction, Music and Technology like Animation and last but not least Acting of Actors [I don't want to comment on any Hero now :P]. But here ...

I would like to write some of my comments on the Comedy those I noticed from many years. I watched many movies from 1950's till now. I think "Mayabazar" and "Patalabhairavi" came in 1950's. From that time I watched many movies till now.
I think Ramana Reddy and Relangi would be the first slot of full time comedians in telugu industry. I could remember many of those actors scenes by watching it you could laugh for hours. Even if you remember some scenes you cannot control your laughter.
I would say Relangi acting in Mayabazar, Missamma, Illarikam, Narthanasala and many more.
My favorite dialog of Relangi is 'Tailam ...Tailam padayyendi sir' and "Sundari aha Sundari" song in Mayabazar.
Relangi
Relangi is one of the finest comedians Telugu industry has got, and nobody can deny that too.
I should mention is acting in both Social movies as well as Pouraanikams. He was the best suite for Uttara Kumarudu who is jealous of Abhimanyu in Mayaabazar. Another best example would be in missamma movie he ask bribe to ANR every time he ask some info about the NTR and savitri's flash back. Those sequences are really great and ever green.

Ramana Reddy
His personality is a big plus for Ramana Reddy and his expressions are tremendous in some movies. You can not stop laughing if you see the song "Ayayo chetilo Poyene" from Kulagothralu.
In Gundamma kadha he is brother of Suryakantam, his character in this movie is mix of cunning villan but still he could produce much comedy out of it.

I think after these two legendary comedians the industry trend got changed a little bit. I believe the comedians got more prominence and some are settled as a comedy villeins as well. the next person in that list would be Allu Ramalingiah and Rajababu. In this the variation is Allu was from the period of Relangi and Ramana Reddy he was doing very small roles in those films where the charm was taken by Relangi most of the times. He could pick up well in 1970's. I think it started from Sambarala Rambabu and Andala Ramudu.

Allu Rama Lingaiah
He is great comedian and actor for sure. I would say he is an actor rather than a Comedian. because he acted as character artist in many movies and his performance in those movies also was extraordinary. I should give examples of Andala Ramudu as "Tee Taa" Teesesina Taseeldaar he could generate some healthy humor. I personally like the his performance in Sankarabharanam movie as Raju friend of Sankara Shastry. His best dialog was "meeru yaajulu memu raajulam" okari maata okaru gouravinchukovali mari. ee saariki ala kanicheyyandi.

The next one in the list none other than Rajababu and Padmanabham. When they became popular the comedy trend got little changed. Padmanabham played some good characters and Rajababu was also prooved himself as a good actor through "Tata Manavadu" but the comedy trend became little bit changed. They started getting priority and most of the times these characters are around Hero and praising hero all the time. Some seperate comedy tracks irrespective of movie scope. This is not at all relevant to the main story and creating some songs just for fun with some side actress. This song trend went for many years for comedians in the industry.


The next part to be continued .......


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

We need a Software God?

Hey,

Software Engineer, very easy to detect him as he will be very sad on Monday and happy on Friday.
Of course there are exceptions to all .... coz there are people working on 24*7 support also :-(
And in today's world the life of millions of people is in 1's and 0's.
Best example lies here.

Anyway that is not our topic now. I was lately facing many technical problems and I was praying god to solve all my problems. but I was thinking which GOD would be best suited for this.

Because in Indian mythology there are specific gods for specific things. Like for Rains you should pray Varuna Dev and for Money you should pray Lakshmi Devi and so on....
when our ancestors defined these gods they don't know computer and software, hardware, technical support etc. otherwise they would have defined the gods for each purpose. Now if we have a .Net or Java or QTP code issue or we are unable to solve a server level issue like clustering or data replication or concurrency issues, to whom I have to pray.

By now you might be saving that what the heck....... Ravi doesn't know the software God yet !!!

How could he survive for these many years in software with out knowing a software God ?

Yes you are right ....

I already know your answer Search Engine (and now most of the people refer this as Google).

But I think this is not God... This calls a debate among us, but I this is more like a "Binary Code Man".
This Binary Code Man means it is like a super hero, HeMan, SpiderMan or a SuperMan. This will give us info if it has and most of the complex problems will have many solutions in forums which are not suitable for you or misleading. Yes, I do agree that this will definitely point you to something which will be useful for you. But it might not solve your complete problem as expected.
So, I mean there are always limitations to the Super heros. But anything is possible to God. I would like to have some Gods to pray when I am stuck with complex problems.

If you too think the same, lets pray to some other god to grant us a god who will take care of this new portfolio called Computers and Software, later we might think to add more categories like Tech support and BPO in the same God's profile.

Thanks.


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Friday, June 4, 2010

Bhagwan Tera Bhala Karega !!! - Part I

Arriving to Angasana :) Anwar looking eager ...

After a long time I started scribbling on my blog. I was too busy with the spring security for many days... @ last we were able to finish the "Login Revamp". I was suppose to talk here about the Team building activities we have done for 2 days in Angasana Resort, Bangalore. These 2 days are unforgettable for many of us. This event was organized by APC by Schneider Electric, ES3 team lead by Gana.
Gana with his Cam !!! Ready to Shooooot ?

Many interesting things happened in these 2 days of interaction among the team. I should introduce some interesting characters of the team, of course I may miss some people here. Please forgive me for this. Firstly I should introduce the trainers Zeb (from Africa) and Shankar from India.
Zeb is psychologist and the other one was event manager. They both planned many games and sports where we have to build a team and work hard to achieve the target with the team. I believe most of us might have attended these kind of event some time or the other.
and I forgot to mention we have 2 guests for this training Morten and --- from Denmark.

Waiting for check in ..... Just relax guys

Event I:
Laughter Therapy:
This is a kind of Munnai bhai MBBS theory where you have to shoot somebody and say huhu... haha.... or in the way old bollywood movie villan style hahahaaha over the phone.
This was just 10 mins act to mingle crowd with each other well. This was good and had fun with the laughter guns !!!
Guys with Machine Guns :P


Gana, Don't shoot !!!

Event II:
Ball passing by making a huge circle with a distance of 1-2 feet. When the organizer asked us how many rounds we could make the ball rotate without failing to drop it once. If ball drops we have to restart the counter from '0'. We gave an estimate of 40 rounds in the beginning and we could only complete 5 I guess. Then we realized passing a ball from 25 hands is pretty difficult ;)

Highlights :
Red ball, Heavy Ball, Plastic Ball, Weird Ball, .... These are the word we shouted before we pass the ball to next person. And the blame game after the event is done as usual... Some X person dropped the ball first time and so on..... If you would not drop it we could have achieved the target. Best team to build it seems ;-)
Passing and shouting heavy ball !!! (for julie it is heavy for sure :)

Amit, this time got the catch !!! gr8


I think it is taking too long to write all the events...... I would like to put it in parts,
Please wait till next part .......
In the next part you will understand the title correctly, please bear with me till then ........

c u soon .........

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. I am a proud participant of this Race !!!!